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BOW WAVE 505Bow Wave Issue 505--Man and Van Editionnews and views on trade, insurance and riskBow Wave homepage
In this issue:1. Welcome 1. WelcomePoem of the Week Over Ohio You can say what you want about the evils of technology and the mimicry of birds; I love it. I love the sheer, unexpurgated hubris of it, I love the beaten egg whites of clouds hovering beneath me, this ephemeral Hamlet of believing in man's grandeur. You can have all that talk about the holiness of nature and the second Babylon. You can stay shocked about the future all you want, reminisce about the beauties of midwifery. I'll lake this anyday, this sweet imitation of Mars and Jupiter, this sitting still at 600 mph like a jet-age fetus. I want to go on looking at the moon for the rest of my life and seeing footsteps. I want to keep flying, even for short distances, like here between Columbus and Toledo on Air Wisconsin: an Andean condor sailing over Ohio, above the factories. above the dust and the highways and the miserable tires. Michael Blumenthal (1984) News of Readers Richard Ellithorne has been appointed the Road Haulage Association's new director of operations from 1 September, working from the RHA's Peterborough office. Note from the Editor The Germans call this period the time of sour gherkins, we call it the silly season, a time when minds turn to the pleasures of holidays and vacationings and professional news gets a little thinner on the ground. No matter there are items enough this windy day in July Enjoy! 2. Cosco Busan Ruling sends Pilot to JailFor the first time in US history, a marine pilot has been sent to prison for an accident. Our link is to the report in the local paper. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/07/18/BACO18R0SL.DTL Here is the Department of Justice's release on the case:- http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pr/2009/July/09-enrd-698.html A good case to illustrate how the old notion of marine pilot immunity is eroding.... 3. Unintended ConsequencesOur attention has been drawn to the AP review of US tug boat training in recent time:- A federal program to recruit more tugboat pilots may have backfired by allowing thousands of novice captains to take the helm and contributing to a 25 percent increase in the number of accidents on the nation's rivers. An Associated Press review of Coast Guard records indicates that the U.S. tugboat fleet is increasingly piloted by captains who have spent as little as one year in the wheelhouse. "The system has failed," said David Whitehurst, a tug captain and member of the board of directors for the National Mariners Association, a national tug workers' group based in Houma, La. "We have the highest horsepower in history, pushing more tonnage than ever in history, with the least knowledgeable personnel in history. It is a disaster. Look at the accidents we've had in the past few years." Read more here:- http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iedq9S6_s-1J2yiKsxPq952qCHJQD99AEK600 4. The London P&I Club Issues Stowaways UpdateChris Hewer writes:- 5. UK Government puts Vans in SpotlightThe Commission for Integrated Transport is to look at the 40% rise in van use over the past decade. CfIT, which advises the UK government on policy, wants to know what caused the increase and to understand the effect on congestion, the environment and safety. "There has been a 40% increase in van traffic over the last ten years and vans now account for about 13% of UK vehicle kilometres," said Richard Turner, the former chief executive of the Freight Transport Association who leads the work on behalf of CfIT. "There is a real lack of knowledge about this sector, which is often unloved by motorists, pedestrians and regulators." To complete the study, which CfIT aims to publish next year, it wants to hear from the whole sector - operators, drivers, customers, manufacturers and dealers. Contact David Prescott with offers of help mailto:david.prescott@dft.gsi.gov.uk (Source:Transport News Brief) 6. And Finally...VARIATIONS THE ORIGINAL VERSION: THE PESSIMIST VERSION: THE OPTIMIST VERSION: THE PLAYFUL VERSION: THE LAWYER'S VERSION: THE BILL GATES VERSION: P.S. Many thanks to Paul Dixon also for this one:- The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car. "Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood. "Shertainly." said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door f'me, I can prove it to ya." Entering the living room, he said " You shee that piano ? Thash mine. You shee that giant television set ? Thast mine too. Now follow me." The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came to. "Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee the bed there ? Thast mine ! Shee that woman lying in the bed ? Thash my wife. An' see that guy lying next to her ? "Yeah ?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point to seriously doubt the man's story. "Well, thash me !" BOW WAVE is published each week to over 15 000 Readers in the transport,insurance,shipping and finance industries. Thanks for reading BOW WAVE | Sponsors: Links: | |||||||||||||||||
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