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BOW WAVE 186Sunshine Editionnews and views on trade, insurance and riskBow Wave homepage
In this issue:1. Welcome This morning your editor received a long list of unobtainable address messages (bounces) which indicate that one of the many spammers in business today has been using the wavyline address in an attempt to pass off a product as coming from this address. It beggars belief how anyone can think that this might be an effective way to conduct business. The Bow Wave List is held securely on the servers of Messrs Lyris-Dundee and would never be placed at the disposal of third parties. It is therefore unlikely that Readers will receive this particular offering from the Grant Giveaway Team. New Readers this week include: Sue Copeman, Editor of Strategic Risk Readers Write: U.S. maritime attorney Stephen N. Lamb wrote this week. He practices in the Oslo office of Norway's largest shipping and offshore firm Wikborg, Rein & Co. and wrote to tell us that our previous "exploding biscuit" piece (Bow Wave Issue 184) about an American woman in a shopping mall parking lot was an urban legend with no basis in fact. Writes Lamb with a smile, "We expat Yanks have a difficult enough time as it is explaining the true instances of idiocy in our country...." It is a pity how so often the facts get in the way of a good story. The unvarnished truth is all here: http://www.snopes2.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm He may be reached at: From Captain Roger Wormersley: This Issue finds your editor enjoying the weekend's early summer sunshine on the Isle of Wight. Heard on "Sorry, I haven't a Clue", a satirical BBC radio panel show: Definition of insolent: someone who has fallen overboard from the IoW ferry Enjoy. 2. Liner Shipping--EC Competition Rules European Competition Consultant Peter Carlo-Lehrell has sent in the text of a speech given on 12JUN03 to the European Shipper's Council in Antwerp by Professor Mario Monti which gives unusually clear insight into the Commission's thinking on the rules applicable to liner shipping. Liner shipping accounts for some 70 per cent of all EC imports and exports. As to what accounted for the current reviewing of the competition rules by the EC he commented: "It is now almost sixteen years since the liner conference block exemption entered into force. By way of comparison, the consortium block exemption is valid for only five years at a time, after which period it is reviewed to see whether the conditions for exemption are still fulfilled. Unlike wine, there is little evidence that block exemption regulations improve with age. Regulation 4056/86 was long overdue for review. A review was all the more pressing because of the exceptionally serious restrictions of competition authorised by the Regulation. Agreements or clauses containing those restrictions horizontal price-fixing and limitation of output are normally blacklisted, meaning that they are completely ineligible for exemption. Further delay in launching a review would not, therefore, have been a defendable option. Finally, the review of Regulation 4056/86 must be seen as part of the previously mentioned general and ongoing overhaul of the competition rules. In addition to the modernisation of antitrust procedures and the merger review, I would also like to mention the reviews of the car, insurance and technology transfer block exemptions. Underpinning all of these various efforts is the ambition to create rules that are appropriate for current and future market conditions, easy to apply, and effective.." By way of tipping the wink, he said "Although we are at the very beginning of the review process, and no option including maintaining the status quo has yet been excluded, there has already been some speculation about what consequences a repeal of the block exemption might have for the organisation of liner shipping on shipping routes to and from the EU. In this respect, all I can say is that we have no plans at present to abolish or restrict the scope of the consortium block exemption. Shipping lines would therefore still be able to enter into consortium agreements and other types of operational arrangements, such as vessel-sharing and slot exchange agreements. Unlike conference agreements, they focus on reducing costs and generating efficiencies, rather than on simply maximising gross revenue. It should therefore not surprise you to hear me say that from the See the full text of the speech at: http://europa.eu.int/rapid/start/cgi/guesten.ksh?p_action.gettxt=gt&doc=SPEECH/03/294|0|RAPID&lg=EN; Silicon.com, one of the better on-line reporters of the IT scene in the UK has launched a special publication dealing with the increasingly tiresome role that spam plays in e-mail. We can't go on like this... http://www.silicon.com/category/165/10.html Annette McCunn writes: The Comite Maritime International 38th Conference will be held in Vancouver, Canada May 31st to June 4th, 2004 at the Westin Bayshore Resort and Marina. The conference will attract over 300 maritime industry experts, including ship operators, bankers, insurers and adjusters and lawyers. For details go to: 5. High Risk Vehicle Theft Areas in the USA We read in the on line version of the admirable Insurance Journal that the US National Insurance Crime Bureau (NICB) has reported that nine of the top 10 metropolitan areas for vehicle theft are in or near ports and Canadian and Mexican borders or within easy reach of them. These hot spots are: 1. Phoenix, Ariz. We wonder what the figures for Europe or Asia would say. Read the full story at: http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/newswire/national/2003/06/11/29717.htm Many thanks to Jeff Blum for these: The following are actual letters that American Agony Aunt Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)admitted she was at a total loss to answer: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause? Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now? PS from Trevor Jones: 25 Things you should have Learned by Middle Age 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. BOW WAVE is published each week to around 7550 Readers in the transport,insurance,shipping and finance industries. Thanks for reading BOW WAVE | Sponsors: Links: | |||||||||||||||||
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